December 2011
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Last Day of Reading Period, While Writing My Paper...
Wake up and take a 54mg Concerta then go on Facebook for half an hour. Read over the paper prompts and pick the only one about the book that I read. Draft it out on yellow lined legal paper while googling the author. I think this one is about social mobility. Not hungry but I grab lunch at noon because that is socially acceptable. Shaking and sweating uncontrollably because that is what...
Dec 15th
June 2011
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Jun 25th
September 2010
2 posts
boys and girls in america
She was good and drunk. She was all sorts of hot and sloppy, glistening with the sweat and wet and probably some beer and she was good and drunk. She looked around but she couldn’t find her friends, or anyone really, everything just kind of looked the same and she was good and drunk. That was for sure. So when the guy in the green jacket and the backwards hat and the nice looking pants, she...
Sep 27th
lyrics from Bozart, the world's oldest rapper's,...
the name is Bozart but the hoes call me Mozart / born in 1837 my rhymes is old art / I’m an old fart, but I spit darts / been rappin’ hard since ya’ll was using RoseArt now my style is just tastemaker / and I’m on a pacemaker / been doin this shit since ya’ll was brace-facers imma case-taster / with the Trappist monks / been brewin’ up a storm since...
Sep 1st
April 2010
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this is a poem I wrote earlier this year; I just...
i can write poetry i can write the things that everyone is so enamored with “i wish i could write that sort of stuff, and make people sentimental” bullshit. that sort of stuff isn’t any good at all you just like it because you think that pretension is the same as appreciation —- i’m going to start slowly just a short work to  make you think that...
Apr 23rd
January 2010
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Jan 2nd
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November 2009
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I should go take a nap, but I’m in the library pretending to do work, instead wasting time stalking girls facebooks. It’s a hard life. Lifted this morning hungover, but won a water polo national championship. People tell me I type funnily. Got swim practice in about two hours. Gotta go. Gotta roll. Getting things done with business endeavors, but less in school related. What is...
Nov 9th
October 2009
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Oct 13th
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A college application essay I wrote two years ago:
PROMPT: WRITE THE BEST ESSAY IN THE WORLD… Write the best essay in the world. Make sure you’re influenced by everyone, but make sure no one else is influenced by the same person as you. Be original. Write to what the readers want to hear. Write to get into college. That’s all that matters. Make sure your essay is the best ever. It has to be witty and out of the box and original and...
Oct 5th
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September 2009
1 post
“The band originally planned on calling themselves “The Suburban Get Up...”
– I feel like this sort of success-oriented thinking is lacking in bands that are forming today
Sep 13th
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June 2009
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Jun 2nd
May 2009
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May 5th
Spent most of last night relearning how to style things, but I’m still not very good. A better use of my time would be studying for finals—whatever. Going to be famous. Internet famous. There is a difference. One is much more useful. The former. The latter means nothing. It’s fun though. Is a choppy sentence structure more “mature” than flowing, complex one? Seems...
May 4th
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May 2nd
April 2009
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Mike wrote a good post. I wanna write a good post. I’m in class; I should be paying attention. Instead I’ll write and play poker. Or pokemon. What if someone made a game about poker player pokemon? A movie? What’s the difference? Do you know what I did yesterday? Started a paper. Finished it this morning. On poker. Need to work out after class.
Apr 23rd
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March 2009
4 posts
There's always time to launch your dream -... →
“Never let your schooling interfere with your education, someone clever once said. Being willing to sacrifice at the edges is one of the most important skills you’ll ever learn.” (via vskyeno)
Mar 20th
Stream of Consciousness
Do I use this enough? Probably not. My IQ has gone down since I got to college? Wouldn’t doubt it. I just wanna write stuff, but I’ve become to self-critical. Will writing stream of conscious help? Maybe. The problem is emulating without emulation. Write like your favorite authors, but not blatantly. Like Kerouac, Salinger, Fitzgerald, and Max. Can you do it? I should try harder. In...
Mar 20th
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Mar 9th
Mar 2nd
September 2008
2 posts
vskyeno: I need a new phone lg dare
Sep 23rd
Obama vs. McCain: Tax Implications on YOU →
Poor/lower income families barely (if they even) pay taxes at all. It’s pretty difficult cut taxes for someone who barely qualifies for taxes to begin with. abteen: “How could average Americans support a plan that gives tax cuts to the super-rich and barely any tax cuts to the poor/lower income families?” (via Dan Ackerman-Greenberg)
Sep 5th
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August 2008
1 post
Listenazizisbored: Oh shit! “Swagger Like Us” (Jay Z...
Aug 23rd
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July 2008
7 posts
Jul 24th
Jul 24th
People keep following me on twitter
and I haven’t used that shit in at least a year. Probably two. What’s up with that?
Jul 23rd
Dara Torres and the Olympics, Steroids, and Shit
All right, so everybody thinks Dara Torres is on steroids and some dude on Rome is Burning just said that he won’t watch the Olympics because “somebody out there is trying to get an advantage over everybody else.” Well, uh, obviously. Isn’t that the idea of sports? Now I’m not condoning steroids, but seriously, to not watch the Olympics because people have a...
Jul 8th
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Jul 7th
Jul 2nd
June 2008
7 posts
Jun 26th
WatchWatch
I’m really into this video. Best part is, no doubt, the part in India where we dances with the Indian women. So ace!
Jun 25th
Jun 22nd
Jun 22nd
Video Use Seen Hitting Eight Hours a Day by 2013 →
catbird: Shocking Revelation of the Day #2: I watch almost zero web video. It annoys the piss out of me to have to stop whatever it is I’m doing, pause my currently-playing music / unmuting my volume, and then waiting to passively absorb whatever it is the video is about. Yes, of course, I DO watch SOME web video from time-to-time, but the notion that a person would consume EIGHT HOURS OF IT...
Jun 17th
“At this point you will think: trees. It’s a reasonable thought. The...”
– The Free Fall Research Page: Unplanned Freefall? Some Survival Tips by David Carkeet
Jun 7th
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May 2008
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May 24th
May 18th
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May 16th
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May 2nd
April 2008
9 posts
Unpaid internships - Marco.org →
Here’s what I have to say: “A middle-class student from Pennsylvania can’t afford to take an unpaid internship in New York: it would cost him thousands of dollars just to live here for the summer, and he’d lose the opportunity to make a salary at a paying job.” So he doesn’t take the job. He is not forced to go to New York to be an unpaid intern. if he can’t afford...
Apr 27th
Apr 24th
“It scares the hell out of me. I’m frightened”
– Mr Nelson, my economics teacher,’s official comment on Bustedd.
Apr 19th
NIKE+ : SportBand →
This’s dirty. I’ll take one.
Apr 17th
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Apr 10th
Transmission →
For when I need to steal music next year on a macbook. I’m home from Israel… photos coming sooner or later.
Apr 8th
Listenhipsterrunoff: VOTE NOW for the HIPSTER RUNOFF...
Apr 7th
Texting Roulette
jakehurwitz: Last night some of my friends and I invented a new game. Texting Roulette is where a group of people pass their phones counterclockwise and each person gets to text someone from another person’s phone. There are a few rules. - The text can’t be insanely vulgar. - You can veto family and business relationships. - All texts are read aloud before they’re sent. - If you don’t allow a...
Apr 7th
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